Can someone translate Jamaican Patois to English for me? Received a txt message and wonder what it says...?

yo its me dont forget about dons & diva next week memba mi wah a ting haffa mi ting fi get sumting to wear plz mi bredda link mi mek mi kno ok mi a try get sumting b4 dat date mi a try win di $3000 weh dem a give weh yo suh yuh kno seh a crazy ting a bare outta town ppl a *** fi it mi bredda it aguh mawd richie seh it aguh shell dung dwl yuh shud *** fi it man cho link mi wen yuh get dis message plz and thanx.